I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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