from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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