I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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