i need an iv and a liver transplant
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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