You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
