Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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