so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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