She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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