I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
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