The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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