So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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