Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just had sex bonerless
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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