Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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