I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
We named our party play list daddy issues
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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