Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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