where am i from again
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
im on a boat
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