If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
