i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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