just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you win again, gameday.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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