Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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