After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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