fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
It's Friday. Sex?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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