i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
and you said cock pushups were impossible
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Can I color on your dick again?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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