honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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