the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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