she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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