Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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