Betty ford says i'm here all night
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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