you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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