So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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