Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
