I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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