singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Randomize
