You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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