hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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