i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
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I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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