whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
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She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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