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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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