Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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