he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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