I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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