hell yes lets make some ravioli
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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