plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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