let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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