Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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