I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
