I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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