so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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