Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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