escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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