I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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