ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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