you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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