We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
my poor anus
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Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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