I'm drive I can fine osifer
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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