Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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