Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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