I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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